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Shermie's Masters Party Β· April 11, 2026

The Green Jacket
Has Been Awarded.

Rory McIlroy wins Augusta. Shank McWhackum wins the pool. The jacket has changed hands. Order has been restored.

πŸ†  Shank McWhackum  Β·  153 pts
The Green Jacket Ceremony
Scott Sherman presenting the Green Jacket to Pool Champion Shank McWhackum Β· April 11, 2026
The Ceremony

A Tradition
Unlike Any Other

Shank McWhackum entered the pool with three picks. One of them β€” Rory McIlroy β€” went on to win the 2026 Masters. The other β€” Shane Lowry β€” finished T4. That's 150 combined points before the third pick even mattered.

In a time-honored ceremony dating back to this afternoon, host Scott Sherman personally draped the Green Jacket over the champion's shoulders. The crowd went wild. The fireplace roared.

Pick A Rory McIlroy πŸ† Masters Champ Β· 100 pts
Pick B Shane Lowry T4 Finish Β· 50 pts
Pick C Phil Mickelson MC Β· 3 pts
Total 153 points
Shermie's Masters Party 2026 β€” Group Photo
April 11, 2026 Β· Battle Creek, Michigan
Shermie's Masters Party 2026
The full crew. The champion center stage. Augusta would be proud.
2026 Masters Pool

Final Standings

πŸ₯‡
Shank McWhackum
Rory McIlroy Β· 1st Β· 100pts Shane Lowry Β· T4 Β· 50pts Phil Mickelson Β· MC Β· 3pts
153
πŸ₯ˆ
Melissa Neis
Rory McIlroy Β· 1st Β· 100pts Cameron Smith Β· MC Β· 3pts Gary Woodland Β· T51 Β· 10pts
113
πŸ₯‰
Scott Sherman
Scottie Scheffler Β· T7 Β· 40pts Russell Henley Β· T9 Β· 40pts Nicolai Hojgaard Β· MC Β· 3pts
83
4
Jess Bollinger
Xander Schauffele Β· T15 Β· 25pts Hideki Matsuyama Β· T29 Β· 15pts Gary Woodland Β· T51 Β· 10pts
50
5
Christine
Ludvig Γ…berg Β· T21 Β· 25pts Hideki Matsuyama Β· T29 Β· 15pts Bryson DeChambeau Β· MC Β· 3pts
43
6
Kathy
Wyndham Clark Β· T15 Β· 25pts Tony Finau Β· MC Β· 3pts Bryson DeChambeau Β· MC Β· 3pts
31
1st = 100pts 2nd = 75pts 3rd = 60pts T4–5 = 50pts T6–10 = 40pts T11–20 = 25pts T21–30 = 15pts T31+ = 10pts MC = 3pts