Rory McIlroy wins Augusta. Shank McWhackum wins the pool. The jacket has changed hands. Order has been restored.
Shank McWhackum entered the pool with three picks. One of them β Rory McIlroy β went on to win the 2026 Masters. The other β Shane Lowry β finished T4. That's 150 combined points before the third pick even mattered.
In a time-honored ceremony dating back to this afternoon, host Scott Sherman personally draped the Green Jacket over the champion's shoulders. The crowd went wild. The fireplace roared.